The brazilian congress.
Monsters, Inc., 2001
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
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do you ever just want to apologize for being ugly
one time i went to a buffet and i went to the desert part and i was getting ice cream i got like 3 huge scoops after already eating another cone of the same ice cream some lady asked me what flavor it was and i said vanilla then some lady working there told me i was eating butter
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING