|—||Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via larmoyante)|
Wow, well done.
im sorry, you must not know who we are.
we’re arnold and gerald. the cosplay elitests. and we dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.
we cosplay hard. we cosplay with passion. and we cosplay correctly.
this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something we do not have shit-heads suggest for us to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.
reblog if you think their cosplay is beautiful. if you don’t do it, I’m jugding you.
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
This is the mantra of the university student
on a scale of Ringo Starr to Kieth Richards how well have you aged?
sext: i take off my pants. i take off my underwear. i take off my legs. i bleed to death. RIP
my parents are leaving im gonna throw a party and youre all invited bring blankets because im going to steal them and take a nap on the floor
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude